Love, Labour’s Lost

Some Hackney friends don’t appear to be taking the news very well.

Tsk.

Football, Life & Death

Given I could barely leave the house in the days after my father died, I was somewhat surprised to see Frank Lampard back to work for Chelsea so soon after his mother’s death.

This picture was taken after Lampard scored the winning goal by a penalty kick against Liverpool in the Champions League semi-final on Wednesday.

The photograph and this article by Simon Barnes on grief and football are extremely moving; they explain why I’m a fan.

Hackney Labour Groupthink In Action: Whites Only Swim On The Cards?

Stoopid is as stoopid does: Flying in the face of common-sense and a clue, Hackney’s own swimming pool Stalinistas bring new meaning to the initials, “PC”.

And Hackney Labour wonder why people voted for Boris.

Want To Know Something More?

I was a carrier sailor in the USN.

Video shamelessly nicked from My Point Dave.

Semper Fi

The Lawsuit Gone Too Far

From our “you couldn’t make this shit up” department, we give you the lawsuit to end all lawsuits. And people want to blame the lawyers…

 

 

 

Anyhoo, PC Bitseach and I have been voting. Coming, as I do, from a country where people tend to vote for the (wo)man rather than toe a strict party line, and given that I don’t love any of the candidates, I have to say that I didn’t finally commit myself until I was stood in the booth this evening.

While it is very non-u to disclose for whom one has voted, I will say that I based one vote solely on the basis of that candidate’s hilarious excoriation of Luke Akehurst on a blog.

Who says bloggers don’t make a difference?

6 Random Facts About Me Courtesy Of Ms Baroque

Ms Baroque! Wot in the hell is this?

Link to the person that tagged you - i.e. me.
Post the rules on your blog.
Write six random things about yourself in a blog post.
Tag six people of your own.
Let each person know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Let the tagger know your entry is up.

1. You don’t know me very well, because if you did, you’d know that I cannot follow directions to save my life. Usually, I have a go, give up and ask PC Bitseach to sort it out. Ask me to set up the Sky Box or assemble Ikea. Utterly hopeless.

2. I went to high school where they filmed, “Election“. It’s funny, because it’s true.

3. Prior to that, I attended Kubasaki High School

4. I never liked Oasis in the 90s; I preferred Blur. I’m a decade behind the times generally.

5. I watch Seinfeld DVDs when I can’t sleep. “The Cartoon” and “The Strongbox” are my favourites. I am George Costanza.

6. I’ve got a postcard on my fridge which reads, “La paciencia todo lo alcanza”.

Oh Dear, Abu Part Deux

Oh how we laughed!

Trevor Brooks aka Abu Issatwat (sorry Izzadean) and his little pals are going down for terrorist fundraising and inciting terrorism overseas.

So long, Trev. Have a great time in the pokey. With love from all of your Hackney pals.

Power to the People

It appears that the Boycott Nandos people are mounting their last stand against Richard Midda. Their objective is to block Nando’s application for an alcohol licence. Given the number of pubs and licenced restaurants on Church Street already, all I have to say is, “good luck with that”.

My question is: What do you really hope to achieve? The Vortex is gone and not coming back. Richard Midda isn’t obliged to rent the premises out to your “business co-operative” or anyone of your choosing. Your victory, if any, will be pyrrhic. If not Nandos, it will be another big hitter who can afford Midda’s rent. Simple as that.

Sorry.

Our Gal From Hackney Hits The Big Time

You’re a long way from the High Street.

Sing it, sister.

Another Festivus Miracle?

Nope. It’s Springtime in Stoke Newington with this photograph taken this morning on my way to the corner shop. And earlier this week? The jackets were off and Spring was here.