Don’t Despair Kids!

Despairing at more Hackney teen-aged violence - and yet wondering if maybe, just maybe there might be some twisted justice in the world after all?

Wondering if your home’s going to be repossessed or you’re going to be able to put food on the table AND pay your bills?

I can’t fix it, but some people in the States think they know a guy who can!

Love, Labour’s Lost

Some Hackney friends don’t appear to be taking the news very well.

Tsk.

Hackney Labour Groupthink In Action: Whites Only Swim On The Cards?

Stoopid is as stoopid does: Flying in the face of common-sense and a clue, Hackney’s own swimming pool Stalinistas bring new meaning to the initials, “PC”.

And Hackney Labour wonder why people voted for Boris.

Oh Dear, Abu Part Deux

Oh how we laughed!

Trevor Brooks aka Abu Issatwat (sorry Izzadean) and his little pals are going down for terrorist fundraising and inciting terrorism overseas.

So long, Trev. Have a great time in the pokey. With love from all of your Hackney pals.

Why Does Every Jihadi Gang Have At Least One Guy From Stoke Newington In It?

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For the deluded who think the regular exploding jihadi plots are Bush Co fear spin, we give you the guys responsible for the reason you can’t bring a drink or toiletries over 100 MLs in you hand luggage.

If no one else has said it, allow me to be the first: Thank you to the Metropolitan Police for saving countless lives, again.

Midda’s Chickens Part Deux

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Click on the above and feel the pain of someone a bit late to the party.

Liberals Turning A Blind Eye

I seems like only yesterday I was getting lectured by liberals about British Muslim women’s “freedom” to choose.

In fact, just the other day, I was told that harping on about “women’s issues” was a bit like black people revisiting Selma, Alabama.

Hello, wake up call! How many more women and little girls do these “liberals” want to sell down the river with cultural relativism?

If the police and social workers had only listened to 12-year-old Ruksana when she told them her father had threatened to send her to Pakistan to be married against her will, then she says life might have been very different.

But they did not take her seriously, she says. She ended up in a foreign country and married to a violent partner who raped her and made her pregnant, aged 15.

Even the BBC cannot resist watering down the truth. Hello! “Violent partner?” 15 year old girls don’t have “partners”. Try, “violent stranger” or “owner”.

And Rowan Bloody Williams wants more sharia? Here’s a thought: how about we stop pandering to people’s “cultures” and give everyone in this country the benefit of the rule of law and equality?

And how about waking up to the fact that people don’t accede to subjugation: they are forced.

And I am sick unto death of the honour killings, the forced marriages and the veil.

As Tammy Bruce said: -

“The American feminist movement has not taken one stand to support the women of Iraq, the women of Afghanistan, the women of Iran.”

Sing it, sister.

Don’t feel too bad, Tammy: The British feminist movement hasn’t bothered to lift a finger for Muslim women on British soil either; they’re quite happy to turn a blind eye to domestic violence, rape and murder. Hey, it’s their culture.

Wot a Giraffe

Clapton’s (also part of the London Brorugh of Hackney) own cheeky chappy, Mohamed Hamid, made a cameo appearance in the BBC’s “Don’t Panic, I’m Islamic”. The Beeb described the programme thus: -

Don’t Panic I’m Islamic meets Muslims who speak openly about what it means to be a British Muslim - at a time when the nation is fighting a ‘war on terror’…

The programme also uncovers the implications of the prejudice they encounter. Mohamed has been called ‘Osama bin London’ because he dresses in white robes and a headscarf similar to that worn by the prophet. “They all gathered around me when I went to the airport,” he says, “simply because I wear Islamic robes. I told the airport security that I wouldn’t be so stupid to dress up like this if I was carrying a bomb.”

Yes poor Mohamed… that’s absolutely terrible. People get it so wrong. It’s downright…what’s the word? I remember. “Islamphobic”. That’s the one.

Yet, our friend, our “cockney comic” from Clapton little-mo.jpghas only got himself convicted of recruiting and preparing jihadists to fight our troops.

So the “Don’t Panic” paintball scene, where a bunch of Muslim guys looked and acted like they were they were jihadis, they were merely poor misunderstood good souls who were just having a bit of good clean fun courtesy of the BBC, right?

I’d be grateful if the BBC would kindly spare me the “Islamophobic” lectures and refund my licence fee. (Yes, American friends, I am compelled to financially support the BBC on pain of criminal proceedings).

Words cannot convey just how heartwarming it is to know that my compulsory contribution helped the Beeb fund our friends’ little paintballing frolic.

You really couldn’t make this shit up.

Midda’s Chickens

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Word on the street is that Pearl’s Place is going to be home of Church Street’s first chain, Nandos.

Discuss.

This Isn’t America

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I’m fuming. Some asshat, and I use the term advisedly, rings me on a business call. Because he does not get what he wants during the course of our conversation, he says, “this isn’t America”.

As far as I know, there is no American exception to the Race Relations Act, 1976.

Can you imagine if I told someone, “this isn’t Pakistan”, “this isn’t Nigeria”, “this isn’t India”?

But somehow, “this isn’t America” is acceptable.